i was carrying a pot of soup through the kitchen when a former employee came around the corner making me do a quick change in direction that caused the soup to slosh up and hit me in the chest nothing bad but enough for me to yell SHIT!!! she asked what happened ??? i said i just spilled hot soup on me! "oh... so whats the soup"
when Obama took the oath of office today one of the girls ask "whats his name again"
the other day the naked bartender told me she took a shrimp cocktail out and one of the beggars ask what kind of drink it was to which she replied its not a drink honey this is the shrimp cocktail u ordered.
the best one so far has to be when a naked beggar ask the manager for the day off
her reason " i was double gang banged in the ass last night and i just don't feel so good can i go home" i have heard some strange ones before but that one just kills me.
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